NEW VIRUSES!!
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.... then discards it through Windows
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9 comments:
Those are cute LOL. Helen
They were so funny! Thanks for sharing.
Missie
Oh you are a riot. Love this entry.
Love, lj
LMAO!!! This was hilarious! :-D
~ Susan
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That was funny. Thanks for the laugh. T.G.I.F.
Take care, Liz
This was pretty funny. Thanks for sharing. Really enjoyed all your photobucket pictures. Too bad that is all I see is your photobucket pics aren't there. Anyway, have a great weekend. Take care.
Phil
LOL!!! Those were good! :-)
Too darn funny!!! Thanks for the chuckle!
~Amy~
ROFLMAO...ok...now these were way too funny. I'm cracking up over here. HUGS Chris
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