The Best Way To Pray

The Best Way To Pray
A priest, a minister and  a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone  repairman worked nearby.  "Kneeling is definitely the best way to  pray," the priest said.   "No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."  "You're both  wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is lying  down on the floor."   The repairman could contain himself no longer.  "Hey, fellas," he interrupted.   "The best prayin' I ever did was when I was hangin' upside  down from a telephone pole"

.......see?  We've all had a few "telephone poles" come across our lives.  I will say a prayer while sitting at my desk, driving, before I go to sleep at night.  I believe that God hears us no matter where we are in our lives.  

 You all know that Miss T suffers panic attacks.  One night she came to my bed and I got her to lay down, she was still wiggly and shakey.  I began to pray for my baby's troubles....in a matter of what seemed seconds, she was sound asleep.

Hmmmm me thinks God heard me.

Do you think that the rule of "no prayer in school" stopped the children or teachers at Columbine or any other school that has come under some sort of turmoil?  I doubt it.  I would certainly be breaking that rule.  If my butt survived, I'd take detention anytime!