Lemme say I should have stayed home in bed.....
Last night DH had a couple of drinks, so as that is what it is, he's being a bit irrational. Wants to go to the grocery store and then to his friend's house at 9:30pm (thunderstorm - pouring rain). When I say "no way, you're kidding me" he becomes defensive. Duh this is the man with a pending DUI charge HELLO!!! Well, he's upset because his friend is giving him the run around about getting together, and he wants to go to his house to sort things out (the guy won't answer his cell phone). Needless to say Tom did not go, but went to bed and pouted. Joy joy!
So this morning I'm off to work. At the j.o.b. it is caotic to say the least......dirt washing into the streets at our townhouse site; plans need copying; fireplace people aren't doing their job; closings coming up.....geesh. I felt like I wanted to cancel Wednesday all together and go home and sleep till Thursday.
A good friend IM's me to go to lunch with her. She tells me it is Mercury causing this mess...and that the 28th is gonna be even worse! Then one more week till all normals out again. So I've changed my mind....I'm going home and not waking up till NEXT Thursday!
At lunch my friend & I are discussing this. The topic of sex (or lack of) comes up. Here's the discussion:
H: I think for my next relationship I'll become a lesbian.
me: That's not a bad idea
H: No, my sister & her hubby are Bi, and it works for them.
me: my friend in Vegas always said she'd rather live with a woman rather than a man any day...now she does.
H: they ususally seem to be happier that way LOL.
H: I can understand that
me: Hell, even BOB isn't fun anymore...I keep saying "are you done yet?".
H: (laughing) That's bad when you talk to your vibrator especially like that!
Now I'm almost in tears......when the young stud waiter comes over to see if we need anything.....
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I'm going thru a settlement statement from an attorney and I call to ask "where did you get your figure to pro-rate the taxes from".......she says "your letter"! Well, finally someone is paying attention to my notes even if it isn't ME! Trust me, the blonde hair is fake...I'm a natural brunette...but today the whole world is in a funk and can't get out!
(Boss man just tossed me a T-shirt from his trip to Jackson Hole) OK so the day wasn't all bad!
SHARON: Looking for the Island of Calgon
Holly: It sank with Atlantis............
Grrrrrrrr...................
23 comments:
Calgon and Chocolate can fix just about anything!
I think it's fun to joke about being in a relationship with another woman, but the truth is that it would probably be worse than a man....lol... Can you even imagine?? lol
have a good evening:)
Deb
LOL!!! Still laughing!! But hey man or woman I don't want it!!LOL!!!! I could never be with another woman...there is nothing wrong with it but I just could not do it!!! Maybe mentaly I could but never sexualy.
I would have said the same thing to my DH (hey I'm finaly married and I can say DH!!LOL!) Actualy it would have ended in WW 2000 but he would not have left either.
You have not talked abou Miss. T in a couple of entries!! HOw is she doing...loving the pool?
Daniella
We all have days we wish we would have stayed home in bed!! Have a good evening.
Missie
I wanna be a lesbian Too!
After years of drinking and carrying on in bars , For 2 years now we stay home and drink it's alot safer and no cops come unless she trys to kill me! LOL! We have a back yard patio that is 3/4's Enclosed from may till october that is are party spot!
have a great Hump Day!
My birth mom is a lesbian, she's pretty damn happy! ha ha ha ha ha. Although I think it would be easier to live with a woman (hmmmm...maybe) I love men to much :)
Hugs
Ang
Hahaha Hugs Lanny
I don't know about being a lesbian. That could spell disaster. You know that women who live together often have same menstrual cycle. This is the reason why mothers and daughters do not get along until the daughter moves out of the home. PMSing women are dangerous. http://journals.aol.com/dcmeyer420/DearDiary/
ha ha!! I laughed my azz off at this entry. I love it how you are so rational when you talk about your hubby's antics. I would probably be weeping. LMAO
At least you got a free t-shirt!! and the hot waiter! so the day wasn't all bad, right???
HUGS
Melissa
yup...lesbian it is for me next time! LOL
Becky
Hey girl....I suppose those lesbians have one up on us !! They dont have to deal with men!
hugs,
Ellen
I am certain you are due for a vacation and a raise. Hugs and I missed reading journals and am so happy to be here!! Hope you have a great day tomorrow! Hugs,
Lisa
Oh you are very funny! Especially the sex part lol!
Traci
I'm glad he didn't go out of the house in that condition . . . what is he thinking? Already a pending charge . . . needs to learn his lesson. Anyway, have a good Thursday Sharon. Take care.
Phil
The sad part is, I told my husband I was going to become a lesbian once and he was thrilled. Can I watch? LOL Smack!! Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.
I believe that God put on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.
Love ya guys, Barb
I have had a week or two of days like you describe. It sucks.
You are so funny...so sweet too.
Many times i thought i should be a lesbian. But i wouldnt want to go down on a woman....she can take care of me though. Guess i am a selfish bitch.
Love,lisa jo
That is so funny Sharon. YOur journal always gives me a smile! Have a great weekend. I probably won't be around for about a week or so as our internet and all will be moving with us and will be down for a while. Take care and hugs and GBU, Shelly
Sounds like a great day, lol. Hope you can sleep until next Thursday. Happy your hubby didn't go out. Sounds like you had a good lunch with the friend. Funny conversation.
I am so happy DH did not go out...could have been a nightmare had he. Hope your Thursday is a good one! Love your sense of humor...hugs and love,
Joyce
Oh no. Did you say the 28th will be worse? Nooooooooooooooooooo.
LOL on lunch convesation. Good luck at work.
LOL I DO HOPE THINGS GET BETTER FOR YOU REALLY SOON. TAKE CARE. NOELLE
ROFLMAO....ok, Sharon, send me a woman and I'll let you know and puhlease kick the hell out of Mercury. HUGS Chris
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