Highs today of 53. A difference from yesterday....was about 63-65 and windy with lots of sunshine. Today is nice, very nice. I'm told that tonight that will change and Monday / Tuesday will be back to January weather. Geesh. One day I'm flip flops......next I'm socks n shoes.
My houseguest / traveling friend should be showing up by dark today. She's on her way from the frozen tundra of Maryland. She has learned a lesson that she had quickly forgot....all Southern Belle's cannot handle cold weather! Back to the warmth of the good ol South!!
Hubby amazes me.......we were childless last night. That's a rare thing. You would have thought that....you know...things would be different. He had a couple of cocktails, and finally about 11:30pm (tired of waiting) I said "let's pop in a movie" so we watched "Taxi".
At 1:30am when it was over, Tom reached over, grabbed the leather couch cushion and I heard a "rip" and I yelled!
Oooops, guess that killed any mood he may have been thinking. He did say to me this morning "I even took a 'magic pill'...." and I replied "you know that WON'T work right when you're drinking"....he said "well when you yelled it upset me".
Hmmmmm I lost out on a little nookie and saved my leather couch from damage..... Oh well, just my luck!
I was in the CVS buying candles on Friday for the birthday cake. As I was in line, I observed a very nice looking, older couple (eh late 60's) making their last minute choices before committing to the check out line. She was holding 2 thin novels; he was purusing the candy/mints display and holding..............
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a tube of KY Jelly with aloe.
Talk about a bad vision now burned in my mind!
Some things should NOT be publicly displayed as such.
All I can say is Good for Granny & Good for Gramps! Maybe they still got it going on!
Even if I don't........................
16 comments:
Even worse is the thought of you in shoes and socks! LOL!!
Martha ;-)
girl you slay me!! thanks for a much needed laugh...
Lyn
The mood was over for me when you put taxi in !
Unless it was well you know ? Instead of candles beano would of been great!
ROFL...Ky jelly says a lot for Gramps and Gramma...you're never too old...hehe. Life gets better after 50 is my motto. Hang in there...old and gray or colored gray is the life. I hate the north....blah. HUGS Chris
((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))))))))))That is to funny,but,sweet and maybe to much info to share.lol.Actullay that is a sweet thing,but,wonder if they was ambassred?lol.Have a nice Sunda/week ahead.
lucky you ...in the 50's...I have been freezing to death here for the past week! And I am no southern belle...a New Englander all my life...and I HATE the cold! How many days till spring???
Maria
Grandma had a real dry vagina and Pops was gonna lube her up and go play slip and slid.
LMAO.
XO lj
my husband did that, still does, takes away any romantic mood i have let me tell ya, lol. and oh my ky for the elderly couple, hmmmmmm i agree with you, lol. it's snowing here in philadelphia right now grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
(((((((((hugs)))))))))))))
Cindy
Oh that's funny! The oldsters with the KY. He. He.
Traci
I just read LisaJo's comment....that about says it all.
hugs,
Ellen
No kids, movies, cocktails... sounds like a great weekend!! We have boxes, furniture in all the wrong places and more boxes!! But we are in !! Yay!! Hugs,
Lisa
maybe he just has a rash :)
LOL THATS TO FUNNY
NOELLE
LOL about grampa with KY. Just dropping by to say HEYYYYYYY! Sorry for being a slacker in the posting department. I blame it on all that good food during the holidays...
i wonder if she was just going to lay there and read while he got his groove on...LOL Barbara
That was too funny...hopefully, you will have another evening alone...have a great weekend,
Hugs,
Joyce
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