Somebody SLAP ME!! ROFL

OK without divulging too much info which would cause me to have to kill ya I'm having toooooooooooooooo much fun tonight!!!

I have a friend who is of a different kind of religion you might say....er, well (Wican)........

She has told me in the past of some of the beliefs and how nature and etc intertwine with "formulas".

So tonight I'm having some "fun" with Mr Man.....he's his own entertainment all rolled up into one.  He was mouthing on about something and I said to him...

"HEY! Don't MAKE me light a candle on you!!!".....which makes him say "Say what?"

and of course I play along......laughing at him as well.

So he goes to bed about 10:20pm.....at 10:45 he yells at me from the bedroom......."are you serious?  She gave you a CANDLE?  with MY name on it? and some crazy markings?"

ROFLMAOPIMP

I could hardly stand it................he was serious.  He said "I'm gonna put on my cross necklace and sleep with it ....I'd better buy a rosary, and maybe some garlic too, ya never know"............

ROFLMAOPIMP

I'm laughing so hard my back begins to hurt.....I get him calmed down and shake my head at him.....reminding him that "those" people can't do harm to others without bad karma (so I'm told).......geeesh relax will ya.

Just when I thought he was settled, (an hour later) he comes outta the room and says "I'm going to Walmart"..............huh???

Said...."I'm thinking I'll put a garlic wreath above the bedroom door so that I can sleep"......................

Can't you just picture him running around with his 3 necklaces of rosary, garlic and crucifix???????????

I miss my friend !!!!  Wish she lived near me again!  I sure hope Tom knows I'm just funning with him..........:)