Robin William's Plan

The Plan!

Robin Williams,  wearing a shirt that says "I love New  York " in Arabic.
 
You  gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it  to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we  need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat  this message.
 
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue  with this logic!)
 
"I see a lot of people yelling for  peace but I have not heard of a plan for  peace. So, here's one plan."
 
1) "The US will apologize  to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past  & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good  'ole' boys", we  will never "interfere" again.
 
2) We  will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting  with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines .  They don't want us there. We would station troops at our  borders.  No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.  We'll give them a free trip home.  After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported  immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.

 They're  illegal!!! France will welcome them.
 
4) All future visitors will be  thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a  special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change yourself  and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones  are the bombers. If  they don't attend classes, they get a  "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a  strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.  This  will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but  will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If  they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of  the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
 
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe  in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given  to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
 
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated  island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here . Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
 
10)  All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,  no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language  we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a  winner of a plan?
 
"The Statue of Liberty is no  longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled  masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
 
If you agree with the above  forward it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed,  DELETE it!!