It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It is a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations"
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch ..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
"SHIT" said the Hypnotist............. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center
15 comments:
lmao thanks
Hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh!
Hugs,
Dee
lol...I had to read it twice before I got it. Blonde here. LMAO
That is HILARIOUS!
Love ya
Ang
oh no you dint LOL
LOL. that was a hoot...
Hugs,
Joyce
((((((((((((((((((((TIPEZ4ME)))))))))))))))))Thats very funny.Have a nice evening.
Oh that's funny!
Traci
Oh Lordy!
Linda :)
Oh crap!! That was funny! LOL
Phil
Oh no, I saw that coming. Too silly. Have a happy tomorrow. : )
Allison
LMAO!!
ssshhh, dont tell anyone that it took me TWO reads to GET it.
lol
LOVE, lj
hehehehehehe....that was bad. lmao!!
Love it!
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LMAO!! Shit, that was funny!
Bethe
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