OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Who says growing old isn't fun?!!!!!!!
15 comments:
the only diapers you change are yours!
the only diapers you change are yours!
LOL....hehehe.
Hugs, Sug
Sad but true...
Ah man... I wouldn't think I was old, but at least 3 of these applies to me...lol
Your on a roll today with the jokes!
Missie
LMAO funny
hahahaha thans i needed a laugh
Deb
these were great!!! I went out with a friend last nite and we were laughing b/c we kept talking about all our aches and pains and problems. She was like: so this is what happens when you get old. you start to talk about all your medical issues!!
Maria
I loved them all...LOL
Hugs,
Joyce
Now everyone can quit wondering why I don't have many wrinkles for my age. lol More bounce to the ounce, you know.
~Meg
ROFL...I needed a good laugh. No wonder I don't have any wrinkles in my face. HUGS Chris
the line about the fiber?
CLASSIC!
XO lisa
You are so silly. Have a good weekend.
Phil
Hi, I'm new to your journal, that was just too funny! I loved it, LOL.
~Mandy~
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