Thursday, January 11, 2007

Donations Anyone?

WOULD YOU DONATE

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on I-35 south, just outside of St. Paul.

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnaped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon"

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!!  Sounds good to me!
Missie

Anonymous said...

LOL!  TOO FUNNY!

Anonymous said...

lol...good one!
xoxo ~Myra

Anonymous said...

LOL!! THat was funny!!!  LMAO~

Daniella

Anonymous said...

Sign me up!
Traci

Anonymous said...

We aren't too fond of our politicians these days are we?  Chuckle, chuckle!

Anonymous said...

Most of us probably have the same answer but won't say.  Politics, ARGH!
http://journals.aol.com/mrsm711/LatteDah/     Tracy

Anonymous said...

lol liked this one. ((((hugs))))))
Cindy

Anonymous said...

good one i will give 3 gallons lol

Deb

Anonymous said...

lol funny ok I would dontate about 1 gallon.

Anonymous said...

now THAT made me laugh.
love ya

Anonymous said...

(((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU)))))))))))))))))))Thats funny,thanks for the laugh.Have a good night.

Anonymous said...

go to your room and think about this young lady....time out. Barbara

Anonymous said...

I like that Barbara (comment below mine) sent you to your room for this !!!
Its funny, I wouldnt donate
E.

Anonymous said...

OHhh my Gawd!  lol  Love ya, Shelly

Anonymous said...

Ok, I would love this joke if it was George W. Jerk instead of Hillary.  Anyway, I hope you are having a good weekend.  Take care.

Phil