Saturday, May 31, 2008

Ran Out of Gas - a little off color

A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a
walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'

'What's that mean?' asked the child.

'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'

The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take
Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said
the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'

Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it
with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to
disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep
Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block..'

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no
dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'

( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )

The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down
the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'

If you ain't laffin'...
You ain't livin'

11 comments:

cuteallison1980 said...

That is so silly and so naughty too!  Hope you have a happy Sunday. : )

Allison

eml625 said...

Even Belle needs a good pushin' now and then !!!

springangel235 said...

Funny....have a nice Sunday!!!!
Hugs,
Joyce

sugarsweet056 said...

ROFLOL! out of the mouth of babes!  :D
Have a good week.
Hugz,
Sugar

chat2missie said...

OMG!!  Too funny!
Missie

ktkamanski said...

ROFLMAO ~ That will be one of my favorites. Hoping your weekend is treating you good. Take care and enjoy,
Katie

lifes2odd said...

LOL!! Just stopping by to say hello and catch up on all the entries I've missed while away. Good luck to Mr Man in court on the 13th! Martha :-)

cacklinrosie101 said...

hahahahaha....loved it and needed a huge laugh!  HUGS Chris

deshelestraci said...

hee hee!
Traci

queeniemart said...

LOL

My kind of joke!!
XO

peytonswater said...

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!
Hugs
Ang