Thursday, January 11, 2007

Donations Anyone?


A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on I-35 south, just outside of St. Paul.

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnaped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon"


chat2missie said...

LOL!!  Sounds good to me!

rayne1123 said...


mpnaz58 said...

lol...good one!
xoxo ~Myra

daniella12800 said...

LOL!! THat was funny!!!  LMAO~


deshelestraci said...

Sign me up!

quiltsnroses said...

We aren't too fond of our politicians these days are we?  Chuckle, chuckle!

mrsm711 said...

Most of us probably have the same answer but won't say.  Politics, ARGH!     Tracy

emabecmar said...

lol liked this one. ((((hugs))))))

jckfrstross said...

good one i will give 3 gallons lol


am4039 said...

lol funny ok I would dontate about 1 gallon.

queeniemart said...

now THAT made me laugh.
love ya

hugsdoodlewacky said...

(((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU)))))))))))))))))))Thats funny,thanks for the laugh.Have a good night.

mastersblynn said...

go to your room and think about this young lady....time out. Barbara

eml625 said...

I like that Barbara (comment below mine) sent you to your room for this !!!
Its funny, I wouldnt donate

xxroxymamaxx said...

OHhh my Gawd!  lol  Love ya, Shelly

imgr8phil said...

Ok, I would love this joke if it was George W. Jerk instead of Hillary.  Anyway, I hope you are having a good weekend.  Take care.