Sunday, January 28, 2007

Some things should not be seen!

Highs today of 53.  A difference from yesterday....was about 63-65 and windy with lots of sunshine.  Today is nice, very nice.  I'm told that tonight that will change and Monday / Tuesday will be back to January weather.  Geesh.  One day I'm flip flops......next I'm socks n shoes. 

My houseguest / traveling friend should be showing up by dark today.  She's on her way from the frozen tundra of Maryland.  She has learned a lesson that she had quickly forgot....all Southern Belle's cannot handle cold weather!  Back to the warmth of the good ol South!! 

Hubby amazes me.......we were childless last night.  That's a rare thing.  You would have thought that....you know...things would be different.  He had a couple of cocktails, and finally about 11:30pm (tired of waiting) I said "let's pop in a movie" so we watched "Taxi".

At 1:30am when it was over, Tom reached over, grabbed the leather couch cushion and I heard a "rip" and I yelled!

Oooops, guess that killed any mood he may have been thinking.  He did say to me this morning "I even took a 'magic pill'...." and I replied "you know that WON'T work right when you're drinking"....he said "well when you yelled it upset me".

Hmmmmm I lost out on a little nookie and saved my leather couch from damage.....   Oh well, just my luck!

I was in the CVS buying candles on Friday for the birthday cake.  As I was in line, I observed a very nice looking, older couple (eh late 60's) making their last minute choices before committing to the check out line.  She was holding 2 thin novels; he was purusing the candy/mints display and holding..............

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a tube of KY Jelly with aloe.

Talk about a bad vision now burned in my mind!

Some things should NOT be publicly displayed as such.

All I can say is Good for Granny & Good for Gramps!  Maybe they still got it going on!

Even if I don't........................

 

16 comments:

lifes2odd said...

Even worse is the thought of you in shoes and socks! LOL!!
Martha ;-)

ukgal36 said...

girl you slay me!! thanks for a much needed laugh...
Lyn

garnett109 said...

The mood was over for me when you put taxi in !
Unless it was well you know ? Instead of candles beano would of been great!

cacklinrosie101 said...

ROFL...Ky jelly says a lot for Gramps and Gramma...you're never too old...hehe.  Life gets better after 50 is my motto.  Hang in there...old and gray or colored gray is the life.  I hate the north....blah.  HUGS  Chris

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))))))))))That is to funny,but,sweet and maybe to much info to share.lol.Actullay that is a sweet thing,but,wonder if they was ambassred?lol.Have a nice Sunda/week ahead.

bobbysgirl8584 said...

lucky you ...in the 50's...I have been freezing to death here for the past week! And I am no southern belle...a New Englander all my life...and I HATE the cold! How many days till spring???
Maria

queeniemart said...

Grandma had a real dry vagina and Pops was gonna lube her up and go play slip and slid.

LMAO.

XO lj

emabecmar said...

my husband did that, still does, takes away any romantic mood i have let me tell ya, lol. and oh my ky for the elderly couple, hmmmmmm i agree with you, lol. it's snowing here in philadelphia right now grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
(((((((((hugs)))))))))))))
Cindy

deshelestraci said...

Oh that's funny!  The oldsters with the KY.  He.  He.
Traci

eml625 said...

I just read LisaJo's comment....that about says it all.
hugs,
Ellen

randlprysock said...

No kids, movies, cocktails... sounds like a great weekend!!  We have boxes, furniture in all the wrong places and more boxes!!  But we are in !!  Yay!!  Hugs,
Lisa

cdittric77 said...

maybe he just has a rash :)

rayne1123 said...

LOL   THATS TO FUNNY
NOELLE

dcmeyer420 said...

LOL about grampa with KY. Just dropping by to say HEYYYYYYY! Sorry for being a slacker in the posting department. I blame it on all that good food during the holidays...

mastersblynn said...

i wonder if she was just going to lay there and read while he got his groove on...LOL Barbara

springangel235 said...

That was too funny...hopefully, you will have another evening alone...have a great weekend,
Hugs,
Joyce