Friday, January 12, 2007

Lexophile Friday

For all the Lexophile's (Lover's of Words) out there:
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
7. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
8. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
9. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
10. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
11. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
12. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
13. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
14. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
15. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
16. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
17. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
18. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
19. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
20. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
21. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
22. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced!


garnett109 said...

Funny stuff thanks!

chat2missie said...

Very Funny!

deshelestraci said...

Those were fun!  Thanks for sharing!

rayne1123 said...

lol  fun to read!

quiltsnroses said...

Hilarious--I will read them again (and try to remember a few)!

angcrewswife said...

lol that's cute

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))))))))))Fuuny,loved it.Have an AWSOME weekend.

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))))))))))Fuuny,loved it.Have an AWSOME weekend.

cdittric77 said...

Loved it!


eml625 said...

That was great !!


am4039 said...

thanks, I enjoyed that.

ksgal3133 said...

lol too funny!
Have a great week :)


queenb8261 said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE em. Thanks for sharon.  LOL
Hugs, Barb  

gotomaria said...

These are great and I learned a new word...Lexophile!   Thanks,!  Maria