Friday, January 12, 2007

Lexophile Friday

For all the Lexophile's (Lover's of Words) out there:
 
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
 
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
 
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
 
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
 
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
 
6. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
 
7. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
 
8. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
 
9. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
 
10. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
 
11. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
 
12. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
 
13. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
 
14. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
 
15. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
 
16. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
 
17. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
 
18. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
 
19. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
 
20. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
 
21. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
 
22. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
 
Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced!

14 comments:

garnett109 said...

Funny stuff thanks!

chat2missie said...

Very Funny!
Missie

deshelestraci said...

Those were fun!  Thanks for sharing!
Traci

rayne1123 said...

lol  fun to read!
noelle

quiltsnroses said...

Hilarious--I will read them again (and try to remember a few)!

angcrewswife said...

lol that's cute

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))))))))))Fuuny,loved it.Have an AWSOME weekend.

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))))))))))Fuuny,loved it.Have an AWSOME weekend.

cdittric77 said...

Loved it!

Charley
http://journals.aol.com/cdittric77/courage

eml625 said...

That was great !!

E.

am4039 said...

thanks, I enjoyed that.

ksgal3133 said...

lol too funny!
Have a great week :)

Gretchen
http://journals.aol.com/ksgal3133/LivinginSavannah2

queenb8261 said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE em. Thanks for sharon.  LOL
Hugs, Barb  

gotomaria said...

These are great and I learned a new word...Lexophile!   Thanks,!  Maria