Wednesday, August 13, 2008

To My Friends

 
None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.  You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
 
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end.
 
'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
 

10 comments:

chat2missie said...

Right back at you!
Missie

garnett109 said...

sounds good to me

imgr8phil said...

I think I just pee'd my pants friend.  LOL  Have a good Thursday.

Phil

deshelestraci said...

Now that's a friendship poem I can relate to!  Love it!
Traci

hugsdoodlewacky said...

(((((((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOOU)))))))))))))))))Funny.Ditto.

sunnybethe said...

LMAO!!  Okay, Friend!   luv ya, too,  Bethe

queeniemart said...

Someone needs to make a tag out of the choking one. Hilarious.
XO

luddie343 said...

O this is too good lol love it!  Once more smiley face and I'll puke.  xo CATHY

peytonswater said...

hahahahahahhahaha HILARIOUS!
Luv
Ang

lsfp1960 said...

LOL !! That's great !  No phony bologna crap~that's getting right to the nitty gritty!   Linda in Washington state