None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems?
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
10 comments:
Right back at you!
Missie
sounds good to me
I think I just pee'd my pants friend. LOL Have a good Thursday.
Phil
Now that's a friendship poem I can relate to! Love it!
Traci
(((((((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOOU)))))))))))))))))Funny.Ditto.
LMAO!! Okay, Friend! luv ya, too, Bethe
Someone needs to make a tag out of the choking one. Hilarious.
XO
O this is too good lol love it! Once more smiley face and I'll puke. xo CATHY
hahahahahahhahaha HILARIOUS!
Luv
Ang
LOL !! That's great ! No phony bologna crap~that's getting right to the nitty gritty! Linda in Washington state
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