Friday, July 18, 2008

Applying for Social Security

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

............And then the fight started.

10 comments:

lifes2odd said...

That's bad! LOL!!
Martha :-)

garnett109 said...

you got silver hair on your chest, that's just gross! lmao!

sugarsweet056 said...

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a good wkend.
Huggies,
Sugar

cuteallison1980 said...

That is too silly.  Have a happy weekend.  Luv ya!

Allison

hugsdoodlewacky said...

(((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))))))))))))))))I heard this before.It is funny.If it was that easy.Have a nice weekend.

chat2missie said...

That was really funny!
Missie

luddie343 said...

Say....,wha?  CATHY

queeniemart said...

lol!! now THAT was funny!
love YOU

fasttrack58 said...

LOL....
Linda :)

sunnybethe said...

LMAO!