Our life and times are never dull…..
We attended a going away party and dance for one of the instructors at the studio where Miss T takes dance lessons. They didn’t want gifts, just come and enjoy yourself. Well….I tried.
I’m sitting by the front door with a couple of friends, in comes a mom carrying a toddler. This mom was wearing below the hip hugger jeans, which were under the beginnings of a “spare tire”. Now that was bad enough you think………NOT. Mommy puts down the toddler and lo and behold …..
4 inches of BUTT CRACK!
I kid you not!
My friends and I do a “what???” look followed by and “OMG”. Surely she felt the draft!!! My favorite saying is “some things should NEVER be seen” and this was one of those things.
We’re sitting there doing the usual talk and OMG again……the mom comes in front of me, bends OVER to get a cup and drink of water from the cooler. RIGHT IN MY FACE…. I’m yelling “no she did NOT just do that to me?” I got a face full of 4 more inches of BUTT CRACK.
Hubby said “yeah, she’s done that before”….do what???? It’s intentional??? He said had he seen this he would have been ready with some change to play the slots…..ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! A real Vegas show!
The Boss’s wife gets to me….bad. She has no clue about the “real world” – as a matter of fact, neither of them do. Real world = work, struggle to make ends meet, plan around a budget, kids will be kids stuff. I can’t get a decent raise this year, but they can have 4 vacations with 3 kids. She is now complaining about the pre-nupt. HELLO!!! It’s 16 years old….what’s the problem?? Problem is she’s just now realizing how little it will give her in the event of divorce……which I foresee and soon. (She doesn’t work and has NOTHING to do with the business at all.) They think spending $5,000 miscellaneously per month is “normal” expenses….and this does NOT include house/car payments or insurance or utilities….ugh…..
On a sad note, my stepDad’s brother has lung cancer and has been taking chemo etc. He has had a wonderful, upbeat attitude about this and I think that is great! But today I get an email from my mom:
Just to let you know Uncle Earl is in hospital, coughing up blood. They hope to stop this episode, but told him to expect more and that this is going to kill him. He said that was hard to hear. Praise the Lord for Xanax (he takes it).
Love you – Mom
Poor fellow….he and his wife lost a baby (stillborn) in 1965 and their only blood kid (son) overdosed some 10 years ago. Their adoptive daughter lives nearby and has a 13 year old girl. This will be a sad time for them. There was a 50th wedding anniversary party planned for October 21…..wonder if he’ll make it that long?????
Mr Man’s birthday is Saturday…….55. Remember the song? “I can’t drive 55”…well it suits him. Because he refused to submit to the breathalyzer in March, they automatically take the driver’s license for a year…he was due to renew them this year, but can’t…so he really CAN’T drive----at 55. Even though the charges were dismissed he still can’t get he license back till March. Ahhhhhhhhh….what a wonderful world.
Miss T….hmmmm, math is gonna do her in this year. Decimals – adding, subtracting, making fractions. This is tough stuff for 4th grade. Gotta keep up with her multiplications. She is also working on her Jazz Solo for dance, only it is intimidating her, she is getting scared of “forgetting” it….luckily she is good for making up her own stuff.