Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Masacre

............in the office that is.

My coworker drives me nutz.........really!  Bless her heart (it's a southern thing) she has ADD but can't add...you know the kind.  2+2 can be right in her face but for the love of it she wouldn't see it.....and she's the AP lady and keeper-upper of house building quotes etc.  But when I say "did you get the fax from xxx?" she says NO, then lo and behold what do I find on her desk?  Yet she'll call one of the super's and say "I got that fax for ya!   

One day I'm gonna kill her.......I've been saying it for years and I say it at least once a week.  Today was no exception.  Mulitplicity.

She bought me a rubber band gun back from her hiking trip because "you're always saying you're gonna shoot me"....how thoughtful.

Plus she sings, well pretends to.  Bless her heart (there's that southern thing again that actually means "she's stupid") but she's off key.  Flat as a board, bless her heart.

The boss is sending me to court on Friday......to take care of his daughter's accident ticket.  Well, they are leaving on a jet plane that morning so she can't do it herself....hmmm...do you smell something spoiled here?  She only had her license for 6 days, then crash! her fault.  Anywho, they'll be on their way North, so I have all the paperwork in hand and ready to go in and tell em, we've got it covered, paid for, here's the proof.  But he'll owe me big time..........

Like the time I kept him from getting arrested when he was in Jamaica ......and I sooooooooo wanted to let him get arrested (evil laugh) just to teach him a lesson.  BUT, again, coworker.....said Nooooooooo.  So I fixed it....and rubbed it in!

Gotta shoot that coworker...................

but then again, who else could put up with ME? 

Choices, oh choices.

23 comments:

mumma4evr said...

I hate stupid people...
becky

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU)))))))))))))))))))))))))You so funny.Sounds like me when I am at work and get so mad at some people.lol.But you have a good hear and you care about people and want to help them out.that is nice.They know they can trust you.HAve a ncie night.

queenb8261 said...

Sounds like justifiable homicide to me. LOL You're too good to your boss.  
Have a good Thursday.
Barb  

sugarsweet056 said...

Bless her heart (I'm a southern girl).
Have a good day. :)
Sugar

jckfrstross said...

LOL get some ear plugs and wear them maybe she will take the hint LOL have a good week

Deb

cacklinrosie101 said...

ROFL...I used to sit by a lady that sang at the top of her lungs and sounded like a cat screeching.  Drove me nuts.  Now, I work with a guy that whistles show tunes all day.  Drives me more whacko that the singer.  All the pleasure of work.  HUGS  Chris

queeniemart said...

i work with some doozies like this too.
XO lisa

madcobug said...

Use that rubber band gun on her LOL. Helen

chat2missie said...

Those rubber band guns really hurt!
Missie

deshelestraci said...

I tried to explain "bless her heart" to some friends from Oregon.  Couldn't do it until I started talking about my mil. Then it all made sense to them!  LOL
Traci

canyonsun04 said...

I am CRACKING up at this entry!!!!  I would love to be a fly on the wall at your place of work ;)
Hugs
Ang

eml625 said...

Love that Bless her heart, now it makes sense when my grandmother said it !!!!!
hugs,
Ellen

rbrown6172 said...

well...she has already given you the ammunition!!!  hehehe
gina

fasttrack58 said...

You're too funny... lol...
Have a great Thursday and don't shoot anyone....
Linda :)

bobbysgirl8584 said...

I have a co worker that likes to sing along with the radio during the day; it can be so annoying!!! but its these things that help pass the time and make life interesting!
Have a good day!
Maria

garnett109 said...

don't shot anybody run them down just say your brakes are broke!

dbaumgartner said...

Too funny.  I have some colorful coworkers as well.  It keeps the day interesting.  :-)

Deb

newsworthy822 said...

ha ha! You are a trip. I love it how "bless her heart" = stupid. LMAO!!

THis is what I fear about reentering the work force... having to actually interact with other adults. Uh oh!

Have a great Thurs~
HUGS
Melissa

trickeytricky said...

Alos, if we didn't have coworkers that we wanted to kill then what would we have to whine about. LOL.

"I didn't go to college to answer the phone . . ." Then explain to me why the hell you have a job in a customer service oriented company??? Hmmm? -> Sorry just venting about my office idiot. :-D

Amanda :)
http://journals.aol.com/trickeytricky/CountryMyKindaLivin

abeautifulmess62 said...

Omgosh!  I need to get me one of those rubberband guns!  
Love your journal!
~Terry Ü

lifes2odd said...

YES!! Bless her heart really does equal stupid doesn't it? LOL!! What a revelation!

Have a great weekend! Martha :-)

xxroxymamaxx said...

Bless her heart! lol That's too funny.  You must be one dedicated employee to bail the boss out so much.  Have a great week Sharon!  Hugs and GBU, Shelly

daniella12800 said...

Hey where the heck are ya...it's been a while!!

Hope to hear from you soon.

Daniella