Wednesday, December 6, 2006

A Blonde 2006!

A Blonde's Year in Review.

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!!!

13 comments:

garnett109 said...

HA! HA !HA ! Have a great day!

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((((((((((((TPIEZ4ME)))))))))))))))))))))))))))Funny,have a ncie day.


 
 

madcobug said...

Those are cute. Helen

mastersblynn said...

LOL Barbara

mumma4evr said...

love the breast stroke!!!  
Becky

wildflowersea said...

:) Thanks for sharing.
~Annie

springangel235 said...

Awwww, cute and funny...hugs and love,
Joyce

chat2missie said...

Hey!!  I'm blonde!!  LOL  Only kidding.  I love blonde jokes.
Missie

angcrewswife said...

LOL Thats cute
           Ang

trickeytricky said...

HeHeHe . . . I copied and pasted this to all my "blonde" friends.

LOL

Loved it!

Amanda
http://journals.aol.com/trickeytricky/CountryMyKindaLivin

imgr8phil said...

Are you still stuck on the escalator?  LOL  Have a great weekend!

Phil

xxroxymamaxx said...

hahahaha. : )

randlprysock said...

Funny one!!  Okay, back to my  packing.... Hugs,
Lisa