Friday, June 22, 2007

Open Before Drinking!

Look at the directions for this delicious rum.  It actually says "Open Before Drinking".......ummmmm yeah......

I found it humorous and just had to fill ya in.  So many different warnings and instructions are on our products these days.

Shampoo:  Lather, rinse, repeat.

How many times do you repeat?  Till the bottle's empty?

How else would you "drink" this Rum?  After breaking the bottle over the head of your drunk friend?  or christening your truck?

Isn't it sad that this type of instruction HAS to be placed on the product? 

Warnings on hair dryers:  do not use in shower.  Well, isn't THAT where the hair gets wet to begin with?  Seems mute to "dry" the hair in the shower anyway.

I think I'll hit the Redrum bottle when I get home!

 

15 comments:

rayne1123 said...

LOL LOVE THIS ENTRY
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
ENJOY YOUR RUM!
HUGS
NOELLE

ktkamanski said...

Too Funny!!! Maybe those who write these kinds of directions had a little to much REDRUM!!! Hope your enjoying your day and bottle! Have a wonderful weekend as well!
Katie

mumma4evr said...

LOL...I guess some people are real idiots and need those instructions!
Becky

robinngabster said...

lol

eml625 said...

Maybe after the third or fourth bottle you might need directions on HOW to drink....open it first would be a good start !!!
LMAO !
Now, break it open sista!
hugs,
E.

deshelestraci said...

I'll remember to do that next time!
Traci

madcobug said...

Might need to read the warning sticker at the bottom. LOL. Helen

chevyz71gurl74 said...

Hilarious!
I'll take one =)

Have a great weekend
Hugs,
Terri

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))))))))))Now thats funny.Have a fun weekend.

randlprysock said...

I love the shoes on the doll graphic.... yes, instructions on things are nuts these days.  And try opening a toy... it's like a puzzle nightmare requiring sharp objects.  You could accidentally pop out your kid's eye just trying to open toys these days.   Hugs,
Lisa

springangel235 said...

That was funny!!!  Thanks for sharing...hugs and love
Joyce

mpnaz58 said...

I think I'll hit the Redrum bottle when I get home!

Don't forget to open before drinking ;)
xoxo Myra

eternallife23 said...

Too funny.
Louise

queeniemart said...

redrum to me reminds me of "The Shining" when he was running around yelling REDRUM REDRUM over and over. Spelled backwards it says murder.
Love you,
lj

gotomaria said...

Funny entry!   I like your humor..Maria