Grrrrrrrrrr..............had an entry done and POOF! Another AOL snack!
Plus, AOL won't let me access ADD PICTURES and I don't have the time or patience for photobucket tonight!
And I came home to find Tom had left a pot of water on the stove on HI while playing his drums....yep....pot is ruined, cause HE decided to toss cold water in it. Uhhh DUH....don't you guys know that will cause WARPING?
Did my stars get alligned crooked or something?????
I'm going to bed!
Where's the damn "tired" mood selection???
I cannot get with it. I am in a funk and I can't seem to get from one project to another either home or work! Of course I do it to myself most of the time, like going to bed late. But lately I've been restless, waking up at all hours, itching....it's the well water. I will be so glad when they finally hook up the "real" water.
When I got home on Tuesday all I wanted was to be left alone.....let me vegg, chill out. So I asked Tara "wanna get in the pool?" and she thought that meant play with her too. She didn't understand why I asked her if I didn't want to play at least. Oh well, neither did I, esp if I wanted to be alone!
I really wanted to crawl in the bed and sleep.
Didn't do that either.
Uploaded some of the pics from my digital camera of the trip. Gotta put the 35mms in to develop. For some reason AOL didn't want me to "add pictures" to anything, so, I'll just have to do it later.....maybe.
Nothing on my desk at work is making sense either. Of course it's just paper, but when I look at it, it doesn't compute.......funk.
I'm gonna enter the payroll now, maybe that will be harmless. Needed to take a break and say HI to y'all!
PS - I am editing this to tell ya to head over to this for a beautiful sentiment to our friend Pam/Head Noise
<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />BUTT MEASUREMENT
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measusure the grill, and then went over to where his wife was working, and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances toward his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
The Why's of Men<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.
Where's the "tired" mood button? Computer time says 12:11am Monday morning that is.....arrived home 11:30pm.
We had a nice time.
Drove up Friday, found the High Country Inn in Boone NC, took pictures, hit the grocery store for air freshener, dined & hit the sack!
Fri night it rained and continued thru Saturday. After a quick donut, we stopped in a Gem Mine so Miss Tara could stake her claim. Not a bad deal. Since the rain was continuing 80% in the area, we headed on West into Tennesee on a rural road. I do mean rural. Had lunch, dropped by a (pitiful) museum, then headed back to Boone.
Dropped Mr Man off for a nap and T & I headed to Tweetsie Railroad....we were there at 4:20 and the girl said "if you're not planning to come back tomorrow, wait till 4:30 and I'll only charge you $10 each". Oh yeah, I'm waiting! Beat the heck outta $46! HELLO! Next train was at 5pm, so we browsed. After the ride, we went into the saloon for a cute show. Back to the Inn at 6:15! Dinner out at LoneStar.
Sunday.....Up and let's go. I already had tickets for Grandfather Mountain, so that was our FIRST stop. Nice day too! 65 degrees and a light wind. Tara not only walked over the swinging bridge she went on to the tip of the mountain edge. Some clouds rolled by and that always excites her. Now down the mountain a bit to the Museum for Lunch and then the Animal Habitat. Bears, bears and otters, and deer, and cats....that's about it. Lots of greenery.
Heading South on 221/105 runs us into Linville Falls. I jumped on the Blue Ridge Parkway for a bit to get us over to the Falls. Tara and I hiked the .5 mile up to the falls, took pics and back to the truck. Tom & his bad knee wouldn't have made it at all!
Then it was back on 221 S to Linville Cavern. At least they only charge $6/adults $4/kids....just a big, cool, orange cave. I know, I know...there is history to it, but NO WINDOWS HELLO! Had to keep re-assuring Tara that it was OK.
Wanted to get to Little Switzerland, but time was running out. If it had not rained on Saturday then we could have made the Falls & Cavern our FIRST stops instead of the last.
Well, maybe next time we'll head over to Cherokee and Maggie Valley. That's much more fun, especially if we go back to the Biltmore House. Believe it or not, Tara loved that place. I want to see it at Christmas all decorated.
I'll post some of the pictures later.........right now I need to count some sheep..............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
Who says growing old isn't fun?!!!!!!!
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
How sad ...... I think I'm already playing this game!
