Thursday, August 10, 2006

Getting older......

OLD IS WHEN:


1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!

Who says growing old isn't fun?!!!!!!!

15 comments:

garnett109 said...

the only diapers you change are yours!

garnett109 said...

the only diapers you change are yours!

sugarsweet056 said...

LOL....hehehe.
Hugs, Sug

dcmeyer420 said...

Sad but true...

allisonm96 said...

Ah man... I wouldn't think I was old, but at least 3 of these applies to me...lol

chat2missie said...

Your on a roll today with the jokes!
Missie

am4039 said...

LMAO funny

jckfrstross said...

hahahaha thans i needed a laugh

Deb

bobbysgirl8584 said...

these were great!!! I went out with a friend last nite and we were laughing b/c we kept talking about all our aches and pains and problems. She was like: so this is what happens when you get old. you start to talk about all your medical issues!!
Maria

springangel235 said...

I loved them all...LOL
Hugs,
Joyce

inquestoftruth said...

Now everyone can quit wondering why I don't have many wrinkles for my age.  lol  More bounce to the ounce, you know.
~Meg  

cacklinrosie101 said...

ROFL...I needed a good laugh.  No wonder I don't have any wrinkles in my face.  HUGS  Chris

queeniemart said...

the line about the fiber?

CLASSIC!

XO lisa

imgr8phil said...

You are so silly.  Have a good weekend.

Phil

mmartinez07 said...

Hi, I'm new to your journal, that was just too funny! I loved it, LOL.
~Mandy~