Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Measuring......

<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />BUTT MEASUREMENT

 A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.

 With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measusure the grill, and then went over to where his wife was working, and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!"

 The woman chose to ignore her husband.

 Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances toward his wife who completely brushes him off.

 "What's wrong?" he asks.

 She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

 

16 comments:

robinngabster said...

lol!!!

emabecmar said...

LOL, that was good, I liked that one.
Cindy

queenb8261 said...

LOL
Barb

chat2missie said...

Very funny!  I liked that one.
Missie

garnett109 said...

only my Debbie could've said it that well, as a matter of fact last nite she did ! LOL!

jckfrstross said...

LOL great :)

Deb

dondieroy said...

LOL ~ that is cute :)  
thanks for sharing
Dondie

daniella12800 said...

LOL that was too funny!!!

Daniella

rayne1123 said...

lol that is great

inquestoftruth said...

y'all been listening to mine and Ole Boy's conversations???    lol
~Meg

dcmeyer420 said...

LMAO! That surely made me laugh out loud! http://journals.aol.com/dcmeyer420/DearDiary/  

bobbysgirl8584 said...

too funny!!! thanks for sharing that one.
Maria

queeniemart said...

ha ha ha ha ha

XO
lj

allisonm96 said...

LOVE IT!!!!!

am4039 said...

LOL funny

pennietoonz said...

lol, good point!
penny