Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Measuring......

<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />BUTT MEASUREMENT

 A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill.

 With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measusure the grill, and then went over to where his wife was working, and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!"

 The woman chose to ignore her husband.

 Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances toward his wife who completely brushes him off.

 "What's wrong?" he asks.

 She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

 

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL, that was good, I liked that one.
Cindy

Anonymous said...

LOL
Barb

Anonymous said...

Very funny!  I liked that one.
Missie

Anonymous said...

only my Debbie could've said it that well, as a matter of fact last nite she did ! LOL!

Anonymous said...

LOL great :)

Deb

Anonymous said...

LOL ~ that is cute :)  
thanks for sharing
Dondie

Anonymous said...

LOL that was too funny!!!

Daniella

Anonymous said...

lol that is great

Anonymous said...

y'all been listening to mine and Ole Boy's conversations???    lol
~Meg

Anonymous said...

LMAO! That surely made me laugh out loud! http://journals.aol.com/dcmeyer420/DearDiary/  

Anonymous said...

too funny!!! thanks for sharing that one.
Maria

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha ha

XO
lj

Anonymous said...

LOVE IT!!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL funny

Anonymous said...

lol, good point!
penny