Monday, August 14, 2006

The Why's of MEN

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
   (because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) 

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
    (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    (don't know.....it never happened)

    C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And my personal favorite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart......Then you are just an old sour fart.

12 comments:

angcrewswife said...

LMAO!

rayne1123 said...

lmao!! this is too good! i could not stop laughing!

barebytes said...

Ok, Ok, I'm smiling, so that just makes me old hahaha Oh wait, I am laughing, I must be one funny guy!! Hugs Lanny

allisonm96 said...

Great jokes!

garnett109 said...

# 8 if you get her on her hands and knees and stick it up her butt she'll eat that grass like a goat !

lifes2odd said...

Very good ones, LOL!!! :-)

emabecmar said...

omg, i loved this, lmao.
Cindy

springangel235 said...

This was sooooooooo good, thanks for sharing...hugs and love,
joyce

chat2missie said...

I'm still laughing!!
Missie

inquestoftruth said...

ROFLOLOL @ No. 4     They were all great!  
~Meg

am4039 said...

LOL, those are so funny.  

bobbysgirl8584 said...

omg!! LOL...I mean REALLY LOL!!! too funny. loved these.
Maria