Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Hump Day & Lunch

Lemme say I should have stayed home in bed.....

Last night DH had a couple of drinks, so as that is what it is, he's being a bit irrational.  Wants to go to the grocery store and then to his friend's house at 9:30pm (thunderstorm - pouring rain).  When I say "no way, you're kidding me" he becomes defensive.  Duh this is the man with a pending DUI charge HELLO!!!  Well, he's upset because his friend is giving him the run around about getting together, and he wants to go to his house to sort things out (the guy won't answer his cell phone).  Needless to say Tom did not go, but went to bed and pouted.  Joy joy!

So this morning I'm off to work.  At the j.o.b. it is caotic to say the least......dirt washing into the streets at our townhouse site; plans need copying; fireplace people aren't doing their job; closings coming up.....geesh.  I felt like I wanted to cancel Wednesday all together and go home and sleep till Thursday.

A good friend IM's me to go to lunch with her.  She tells me it is Mercury causing this mess...and that the 28th is gonna be even worse!  Then one more week till all normals out again.  So I've changed my mind....I'm going home and not waking up till NEXT Thursday!

At lunch my friend & I are discussing this.  The topic of sex (or lack of) comes up.  Here's the discussion:

H:  I think for my next relationship I'll become a lesbian.

me:  That's not a bad idea

H:  No, my sister & her hubby are Bi, and it works for them.

me:  my friend in Vegas always said she'd rather live with a woman rather than a man any day...now she does.

H:  they ususally seem to be happier that way LOL.

H: I can understand that

me:  Hell, even BOB isn't fun anymore...I keep saying "are you done yet?".

H:  (laughing)  That's bad when you talk to your vibrator especially like that!

Now I'm almost in tears......when the young stud waiter comes over to see if we need anything..... 

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I'm going thru a settlement statement from an attorney and I call to ask "where did you get your figure to pro-rate the taxes from".......she says "your letter"!  Well, finally someone is paying attention to my notes even if it isn't ME!  Trust me, the blonde hair is fake...I'm a natural brunette...but today the whole world is in a funk and can't get out!

(Boss man just tossed me a T-shirt from his trip to Jackson Hole)  OK so the day wasn't all bad!

SHARON:  Looking for the Island of Calgon

Holly:  It sank with Atlantis............

Grrrrrrrr...................

23 comments:

robinngabster said...

Calgon and Chocolate can fix just about anything!

allisonm96 said...

I think it's fun to joke about being in a relationship with another woman, but the truth is that it would probably be worse than a man....lol... Can you even imagine??  lol

jckfrstross said...

have a good evening:)

Deb

daniella12800 said...

LOL!!!  Still laughing!! But hey man or woman I don't want it!!LOL!!!!  I could never be with another woman...there is nothing wrong with it but I just could not do it!!!  Maybe mentaly I could but never sexualy.  

I would have said the same thing to my DH (hey I'm finaly married and I can say DH!!LOL!)  Actualy it would have ended in WW 2000 but he would not have left either.

You have not talked abou Miss. T in a couple of entries!! HOw is she doing...loving the pool?

Daniella

chat2missie said...

We all have days we wish we would have stayed home in bed!!  Have a good evening.
Missie

garnett109 said...

I wanna be a lesbian Too!
After years of drinking and carrying on in bars , For 2 years now we stay home and drink it's alot safer and no cops come unless she trys to kill me! LOL! We have a back yard patio that is 3/4's Enclosed from may till october that is are party spot!
have a great Hump Day!

canyonsun04 said...

My birth mom is a lesbian, she's pretty damn happy! ha ha ha ha ha.  Although I think it would be easier to live with a woman (hmmmm...maybe) I love men to much :)
Hugs
Ang

barebytes said...

Hahaha  Hugs Lanny

dcmeyer420 said...

I don't know about being a lesbian. That could spell disaster. You know that women who live together often have same menstrual cycle. This is the reason why mothers and daughters do not get along until the daughter moves out of the home. PMSing women are dangerous. http://journals.aol.com/dcmeyer420/DearDiary/  

newsworthy822 said...

ha ha!! I laughed my azz off at this entry. I love it how you are so rational when you talk about your hubby's antics. I would probably be weeping. LMAO

At least you got a free t-shirt!! and the hot waiter! so the day wasn't all bad, right???
HUGS
Melissa

mumma4evr said...

yup...lesbian it is for me next time!  LOL
Becky

eml625 said...

Hey girl....I suppose those lesbians have one up on us !! They dont have to deal with men!
hugs,
Ellen

randlprysock said...

I am certain you are due for a vacation and a raise.  Hugs and I missed reading journals and am so happy to be here!!  Hope you have a great day tomorrow!  Hugs,
Lisa

deshelestraci said...

Oh you are very funny!  Especially the sex part lol!
Traci

imgr8phil said...

I'm glad he didn't go out of the house in that condition . . . what is he thinking?  Already a pending charge . . . needs to learn his lesson.  Anyway, have a good Thursday Sharon.  Take care.

Phil

queenb8261 said...

The sad part is, I told my husband I was going to become a lesbian once and he was thrilled.  Can  I watch?  LOL Smack!!   Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.

I believe that God put on  Earth to accomplish a certain number of things.  Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.  
Love ya guys, Barb  

queeniemart said...

I have had a week or two of days like you describe. It sucks.

You are so funny...so sweet too.

Many times i thought i should be a lesbian. But i wouldnt want to go down on a woman....she can take care of me though. Guess i am a selfish bitch.

Love,lisa jo

xxroxymamaxx said...

That is so funny Sharon.  YOur journal always gives me a smile!  Have a great weekend.  I probably won't be around for about a week or so as our internet and all will be moving with us and will be down for a while.  Take care and hugs and GBU, Shelly

am4039 said...

Sounds like a great day, lol. Hope you can sleep until next Thursday. Happy your hubby didn't go out. Sounds like you had a good lunch with the friend. Funny conversation.

springangel235 said...

I am so happy DH did not go out...could have been a nightmare had he.  Hope your Thursday is a good one!  Love your sense of humor...hugs and love,
Joyce

bookncoffee said...

Oh no.  Did you say the 28th will be worse?  Nooooooooooooooooooo.
LOL on lunch convesation.  Good luck at work.

rayne1123 said...

LOL I DO HOPE THINGS GET BETTER FOR YOU REALLY SOON.  TAKE CARE. NOELLE  

cacklinrosie101 said...

ROFLMAO....ok, Sharon, send me a woman and I'll let you know and puhlease kick the hell out of Mercury.  HUGS  Chris