Tuesday, September 18, 2007

The Preacher

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." And the congregation said, "Amen."

9 comments:

chat2missie said...

OMG!! LMAO!!
Missie

garnett109 said...

I did not get it?

quiltsnroses said...

Giggle giggle!

ktkamanski said...

Hee Hee Hee, Love this one! Thanks for sharing - Hope life is treating you good! Take care,
Katie

imgr8phil said...

That was funny!  Thanks for sharing it.  Hope you are doing ok.  Take care.

Phil

queeniemart said...

thats cute.
XO lj

cuteallison1980 said...

That hit me as really funny.  LOL  It was hilarious to me!  Have a happy hump day tomorrow.

Allison

emabecmar said...

lol, I liked this. ((((hugs))
Cindy

randlprysock said...

LOL!!!!  A good one!!  : )  Hugs,
Lisa