Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Hump Day Humor

 
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.
 
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It is a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations"
 
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,  "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch ..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
 
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
 
"SHIT" said the Hypnotist............. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center

15 comments:

garnett109 said...

lmao thanks

dcmeyer420 said...

Hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh!
Hugs,
Dee

robinngabster said...

lol...I had to read it twice before I got it.  Blonde here.  LMAO

peytonswater said...

That is HILARIOUS!
Love ya
Ang

mastersblynn said...

oh no you dint LOL

springangel235 said...

LOL. that was a hoot...
Hugs,
Joyce

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((((((((TIPEZ4ME)))))))))))))))))Thats very funny.Have a nice evening.

deshelestraci said...

Oh that's funny!
Traci

fasttrack58 said...

Oh Lordy!
Linda :)

imgr8phil said...

Oh crap!!  That was funny!  LOL

Phil

cuteallison1980 said...

Oh no, I saw that coming.  Too silly.  Have a happy tomorrow.  : )

Allison

queeniemart said...

LMAO!!
ssshhh, dont tell anyone that it took me TWO reads to GET it.

lol

LOVE, lj

xxroxymamaxx said...

hehehehehehe....that was bad. lmao!!

acoward15 said...

Love it!
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard/

sunnybethe said...

LMAO!!  Shit, that was funny!

Bethe