Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Hump Day Humor

 
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.
 
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It is a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations"
 
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,  "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch ..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
 
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
 
"SHIT" said the Hypnotist............. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

lmao thanks

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh!
Hugs,
Dee

Anonymous said...

lol...I had to read it twice before I got it.  Blonde here.  LMAO

Anonymous said...

That is HILARIOUS!
Love ya
Ang

Anonymous said...

oh no you dint LOL

Anonymous said...

LOL. that was a hoot...
Hugs,
Joyce

Anonymous said...

((((((((((((((((((((TIPEZ4ME)))))))))))))))))Thats very funny.Have a nice evening.

Anonymous said...

Oh that's funny!
Traci

Anonymous said...

Oh Lordy!
Linda :)

Anonymous said...

Oh crap!!  That was funny!  LOL

Phil

Anonymous said...

Oh no, I saw that coming.  Too silly.  Have a happy tomorrow.  : )

Allison

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!
ssshhh, dont tell anyone that it took me TWO reads to GET it.

lol

LOVE, lj

Anonymous said...

hehehehehehe....that was bad. lmao!!

Anonymous said...

Love it!
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard/

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!  Shit, that was funny!

Bethe