Monday, November 19, 2007

Talking Turkey

          

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
 
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

13 comments:

deshelestraci said...

Oh ho ho ho!
Traci

garnett109 said...

I'm a breast man!

xxroxymamaxx said...

You're so bad. lmao!  : )

jillannemarie said...

Oh and of course right afterwards all the men want to take a nap while we clean up.  Have a great Turkey day!

pookyluvsu said...

Too funny!

Hugs, Angela

hugsdoodlewacky said...

((((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))LOL.To funny.

chat2missie said...

That was so funny and so true!
Missie

acoward15 said...

Gobble Gobble is the one that cracks me up. It means something completely different this side of the pond.
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard/

cuteallison1980 said...

I've seen this before and I always think it is funny.  Don't be a turkey Sharon.  LOL

Allison

jingles6721 said...

that sounds like Jack witha little on his chin and me with a napkin. just don't let lick my thumb to wipe it off! He tells me it is imbarassing!

tampa0503 said...

LMAO...I haven't seen these before!  You have a Kinky side...I like that in a person!!

Bethe    

emabecmar said...

Happy Thanksgiving. ((((hugs))))))
Cindy

grofsand said...

19. GOBBLE GOBBLE, you can Gobble it all you want!

How could you forget that one!  LOL  (wink)   Marc :)