Wednesday, October 17, 2007

My Favorite Month

Not only is this Halloween season it is also

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE MONTH.

This means that no matter what I do to Mr Man....

He can't retalliate!!!

Next to April (Child Abuse Month) this is a fun time for me. 

                        (Insert Evil Laugh)

Through out the year I will say "Oh, I can't WAIT till October" and I'll look at Miss T and remind her that she gets a double dose in one year. 

 

They all think I'm nutz, but, HEY, someone has to promote OUR side of DV right? 

This is the month I can make them DO ALL for me!!!! as I sit back like Cleopatra with someone feeding ME grapes and fanning my hot flashes while cracking the whip!!  They can wash and fold the laundry!  They can cook!!

Reality?                  

Who needs it!

I'm staying in this dream for the rest of the month!!!!

 

 

 

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great read and I hope this month is as good to you as you dream it will be. Enjoy your Today,
Katie

Anonymous said...

There is nothing funny about domestic violence, now spank me!

Anonymous said...

Good luck with that hahahaha  Hugs Lanny

Anonymous said...

You go girl!! LOL
Missie

Anonymous said...

LOL, enjoy it. ((((((hugs))))))
Cindy

Anonymous said...

LOL  Too much!  Enjoy the two more weeks leading up to Halloween and November.

Phil

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, wonder if my family will buy that...DV month!  
xoxo ~Myra

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that would be a dream.  When you figure out how to get everyone to wait on you let me know.  LOL
Traci

Anonymous said...

If this really works, let me know !!
Hugs,
Ellen

Anonymous said...

I will come and stay in your dream it sounds bliss lol
love and hugs
Katie

Anonymous said...

I may just have that same dream...works for me!
Hugs and love,
Joyce

Anonymous said...

(((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU))))))))))))))))))You go girl.Have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

to hell with grapes, be fed some damn chocolate!
Love,lisa