Friday, May 5, 2006

New Computer Virus'ssss

NEW VIRUSES!!

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

 The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.... then discards it through Windows

9 comments:

madcobug said...

Those are cute LOL. Helen

chat2missie said...

They were so funny!  Thanks for sharing.
Missie

queeniemart said...

Oh you are a riot. Love this entry.
Love, lj

njmom72 said...

LMAO!!! This was hilarious! :-D

~ Susan
http://journals.aol.com/njmom72/TheStrawberryPatch

oquinn2004 said...

That was funny.  Thanks for the laugh.  T.G.I.F.

Take care,   Liz

imgr8phil said...

This was pretty funny.  Thanks for sharing.  Really enjoyed all your photobucket pictures.  Too bad that is all I see is your photobucket pics aren't there.  Anyway, have a great weekend.  Take care.

Phil

lifes2odd said...

LOL!!! Those were good! :-)

onecrabn3lilfish said...

Too darn funny!!!  Thanks for the chuckle!
~Amy~

cacklinrosie101 said...

ROFLMAO...ok...now these were way too funny.  I'm cracking up over here.  HUGS  Chris