Friday, May 26, 2006

Retirement--Me Too!

Work can be so trying!!!  

My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.  I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I! just couldn't hack it, so they gave   me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in!
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find   steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

                                  

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16 comments:

sugarsweet056 said...

ROFLOL!
Have a great weekend! :)
SUGAR

queeniemart said...

I love your sense of humor!
Love you too,lj

allisonm96 said...

too funny!! have a great weekend!!!

jckfrstross said...

LOL have a great weekend

Deb

mtrib2 said...

As George Burns would say: "Goodnight Gracy"    Have a good weekend.   mark

mastersblynn said...

oh oh someone has been hanging around me too much LOL  Great entry! Barbara

jaycee0728 said...

Hi I saw your link on I live in Soapland so I wanted to stop in, hope you don't mind. I enjoyed this entry very silly sometimes you need that. Have a great weekend.........~j~

imgr8phil said...

Very cute.  You are so silly.  Have a great weekend LOL.  

Phil the Thrill

lifes2odd said...

LOL!! Those were good! Sorry I've been scarce lately. I do read my alerts from work every day (shhhh, don't tell my boss!) but I can't comment from work and have been so busy with my issues having issues lately at home!
Hope you have a great Memorial Day weekend! Martha :-)

gotomaria said...

What a great entry!  That is a truly clever little peice on Retirement!
Maria

cacklinrosie101 said...

ROFL...this was way too funny...now retirement...hmmm...sounds like perfect fit for me.  HUGS  Chris

onecrabn3lilfish said...

That was too funny!!  Thanks for the smile.  :-)  Have a great weekend!!!

pennietoonz said...

LOL, thanks for the laugh!!  Have a great weekend. :)
Penny
http://journals.aol.com/pennietoonz/PennysPlace

bookncoffee said...

Ok, I admit it....I snagged your ocean wave dividers.  LOL.  Come to my journal and snag yourself.  LOL.
I know you visit my journal....so you know how much I love the ocean.
he he
Hope you are having a good weekend.  
Oh and this entry today.  At first I thought you were serious.  Then I realized it was a joke.  LOL.  I love it.
See ya
Sonya

ukgal36 said...

hi,
I am finally getting round to leaving you a comment..you are one funny lady!!!!..thanks for the laughs this morning.. have a great memorial day..
Lyn

alphamoon65 said...

lmao...I like that. take care,
Dwana