Friday, May 26, 2006

Retirement--Me Too!

Work can be so trying!!!  

My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.  I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I! just couldn't hack it, so they gave   me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in!
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find   steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.



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sugarsweet056 said...

Have a great weekend! :)

queeniemart said...

I love your sense of humor!
Love you too,lj

allisonm96 said...

too funny!! have a great weekend!!!

jckfrstross said...

LOL have a great weekend


mtrib2 said...

As George Burns would say: "Goodnight Gracy"    Have a good weekend.   mark

mastersblynn said...

oh oh someone has been hanging around me too much LOL  Great entry! Barbara

jaycee0728 said...

Hi I saw your link on I live in Soapland so I wanted to stop in, hope you don't mind. I enjoyed this entry very silly sometimes you need that. Have a great weekend.........~j~

imgr8phil said...

Very cute.  You are so silly.  Have a great weekend LOL.  

Phil the Thrill

lifes2odd said...

LOL!! Those were good! Sorry I've been scarce lately. I do read my alerts from work every day (shhhh, don't tell my boss!) but I can't comment from work and have been so busy with my issues having issues lately at home!
Hope you have a great Memorial Day weekend! Martha :-)

gotomaria said...

What a great entry!  That is a truly clever little peice on Retirement!

cacklinrosie101 said...

ROFL...this was way too retirement...hmmm...sounds like perfect fit for me.  HUGS  Chris

onecrabn3lilfish said...

That was too funny!!  Thanks for the smile.  :-)  Have a great weekend!!!

pennietoonz said...

LOL, thanks for the laugh!!  Have a great weekend. :)

bookncoffee said...

Ok, I admit it....I snagged your ocean wave dividers.  LOL.  Come to my journal and snag yourself.  LOL.
I know you visit my you know how much I love the ocean.
he he
Hope you are having a good weekend.  
Oh and this entry today.  At first I thought you were serious.  Then I realized it was a joke.  LOL.  I love it.
See ya

ukgal36 said...

I am finally getting round to leaving you a are one funny lady!!!!..thanks for the laughs this morning.. have a great memorial day..

alphamoon65 said...

lmao...I like that. take care,