Monday, August 20, 2007

Prison vs Work


 
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
 
 you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell  @ PRISON
 you spend the majority of your time  in an 6X6 cubicle /office  @ WORK

 

 you get three meals a day fully paid for  @ PRISON
 you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ WORK 
 

 you get time off for good behavior @ PRISON
 you get more work for  good behavior @ WORK

 the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you  @ PRISON
 @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

 you can watch TV and play games @ PRISON
 you could get fired for watching  TV and playing games @ WORK
 
@ PRISON you get your own toilet
@ WORK you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

 they allow your family and friends to visit @ PRISON
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ WORK
 
@ PRISON all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
 
@ PRISON you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

 

you must deal with sadistic wardens @ PRISON
@ WORK they are called your managers

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…….

7 comments:

garnett109 said...

i was released from both 8 years ago

luddie343 said...

Ahhh...most revealing!  And funny!  Thanks Sharon.  And nice of you to stop by and check out Thelma and Louise, it'll take a while to recup lol!  xoxo CATHY
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randlprysock said...

I'm ROTF!!!  (Rolling on the floor!!)  OMGosh so true!!!  Hysterical....
HUGS!!!!
Lisa

imgr8phil said...

I'd say that about sums it all up!  Have a nice Tuesday sweetie.

Phil

chat2missie said...

For some, I guess Prison looks inviting. LOL
Missie

queeniemart said...

for those of us who work, we sure can relate, huh?
XO lj

rayne1123 said...

NOW THAT YOU PUT IT THAT WAY I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DECIDING ON THIS ONE..LOL
HUGS
NOELLE

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